And Here I Thought It Was About Portion Size

Love this headline (and it’s not even from The Onion):

FRENCH DIET SECRETS REVEALED: SWALLOW CONSONANTS, FEEL FULL ALL DAY.

Now granted, this scientific story is from the same people who brought you Batboy. But still, it made my week. (Okay, so I don’t get out much.)

In fact, I got such a kick out of this story, I’m thinking we should have an informal contest to come up with a better header for this blog entry. Come on, y’all! I know you can do better than mine — have at it!